Right after discovering Christmas toilet paper, I discovered car reindeer antlers. And I’m definitely going to have to buy a pair of these for my car. They’re too funny to pass up for less than 20 bucks.
As the photo shows, you can buy car reindeer antlers (they even jingle!) to stick on your car’s roof (well, they attach to the windows) and a big red nose to stick on the front grill. With this costume, you car will be way cooler than those of the people who have those plain ol’ wreaths on their front grill!
Of course, I have no idea how well these decorations will stay on your car. Probably not nearly as well as they stay on Santa’s real reindeer. The product description says they’re easy to attach with wire, but I’ll update this post once I get mine and see how sturdy they are. But even if they just stay on for a day, you can at least amuse your coworkers or other people driving around the shopping mall looking for a place to park. For extra effect, be sure to yell an appropriate Santa-like phrase as you return to your car, such as, “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Toyota! (or whatever car make you may be driving).”