When it comes to funny Christmas songs, “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” may be the first one that comes to mind for many people. But there are plenty of other funny and silly Christmas songs out there, including oldies but goodies like “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” and newer songs like “I Farted on Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me).”. Kids who still enjoy bathroom humor will get a kick out of it.

I Farted on Santa’s Lap Lyrics
Mom made beans for dinner
You know I ate ’em all
She said come get your coat on, we’re goin’ to the mall
Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese

While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I’d explode
The gas bubble grew bigger with every “Ho, Ho, Ho”
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered “What’s that smell!”

I farted on Santa’s lap, now christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap, now I’ll get nothin’ under my Christmas tree

I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates but I’ll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things I’ll have to do without
‘Cause when I sat on Santa’s lap, I let one slip out


On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
And so I’ll always cherish that special moment when
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

I farted on Santa’s lap and Christmas didn’t stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree