We all know the traditional Christmas carols that talk of peace, love, the birth of Christ and dashing through the snowing in a one horse open sleigh. They’re lovely and relaxing. But what if you want a little pep and irreverence in your Christmas music? Then check out these funny Christmas songs for adults. You may not want the kids singing these around the house or at school, but they’re likely to bring a smile to your face.
1. The Twisted Chipmunk Song by Bob Rivers
Don’t like those high-pitched singing chipmunks and their cute little song about Christmas? Then you’ll probably enjoy this twisted version of the song. It still has those high-pitched chipmunk voices, but you won’t hear any cute furry animals asking Santa to bring lots of nice toys in this funny adult Christmas song.
2. Jingle Bombs by Jeff Dunham
Achmed the Dead Terrorist, the zany creation of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, sings his own version of Jingle Bells on Dunham’s “Don’t Come Home for Christmas” CD. Achmed’s version includes some jabs at “Guitar Guy” and lyrics that include, “Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back…” And if you’re familiar with Achmed’s signature phrase, you won’t be disappointed.
3. She’s a Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas by Patent Pending
If you don’t let your kids hear about Mommy kissing Santa Claus, then make sure they’re not around when you listen to this one. The “ho ho ho” in this funny Christmas song for adults isn’t satisfied with a quick kiss under the mistletoe. She’s spending Christmas “with a bottle in her hands and with her legs around a man.”
4. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas by Bob Rivers
Who needs a partridge in a pear tree? Bob Rivers celebrates Christmas with a long list of 12 holiday complaints in this song. He disses everything from singing Christmas carols to finding a Christmas tree. If you’re a “bah humbug” type, this is certainly the song for you.
5. Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy
For another funny 12 Days of Christmas parody, check out Jeff Foxworthy’s “Redneck 12 Days of Christmas.” What do rednecks get for Christmas? Counting backwards, it’s 12 packs of Bud, 11 wrestlin’ tickets, 10 Copenhagen, 9 years probation, and so on down to some parts for a Mustang GT.
Ready to listen? Here are samples of these funny Christmas songs for adults.