reindeer poop songMaking reindeer poop is a fun Christmas project for kids, and parents love it to because it’s quick, easy and inexpensive. All you need is some candy and the magic poem to turn those sweet treats into magic “reindeer” poop. Package it up and voila! you’ve got an instant gag gift. Here’s how.

Reindeer Poop Recipe
1 package of malted milk balls, Milk Duds, or other chocolate candy
1 plastic baggie
1 reindeer poop poem (see below)

Open the bag of candy and pour it into the bag. Print and attach the reindeer poop poem below. Give to friends or family and watch them smile!

Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call…
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”

I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking-you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky…
“Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”